Twin B Sent Me This:

1. I can see your point, but I still think you'refull of sh*t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll betit's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time tohumiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once youpeople learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave amessage
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understanda word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited usagain...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I wasyoung and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust ofstrangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I justdon't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape overyour mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initialmisconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challengedby your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn'tmean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mineis purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot ofKarma to burn off.
22. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
23. Do I look like a people person?
24. This isn't an office. It's hell withfluorescent lighting.
25. I started out with nothing & still have mostof it left.
26. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
27. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
28. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, youmissed.
30. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
31. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
32. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
33. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
34. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
35. Chaos, panic, & disorder! My work here is done.
36. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
37. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I justwanted a salary.
38. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
39. Oh I get it... like humor... but different